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We'd like to immortalize the Washington theatrical tradition of buying your way onstage!
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Parade your deep pockets before a live audience as you
join the cast of
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(Sat, July 11 at 9:00pm; Sun, July 12 at 12 noon; Thurs, July 16 at 6:30pm;
Sat, July 18 at 6:00pm; Sun, July 19 at 2:30pm)
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...for one performance! All you have to do is make a donation to The Georgetown
Theatre Company in small unmarked bills
-- no wait, make that large unmarked bills
-- and you, too, can go onstage with people who actually studied this stuff in college!
Your donation entitles you to:
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- Enter stage right!
- Carry an actual stage prop - the Patron's Ticket!
- Have your Patron's Ticket RIPPED, with great ceremony, by the unstable "Jack"!
- Hear the line, "Follow me" up close and personal!
- Enjoy a trip to stage left on gossamer wings, accompanied by the lovely "Julie"!
- Return to your seat, having spoken not a word, to enjoy the rest of this hilarious performance!
- Receive a FREE Jack the Ticket Ripper fan, with which to cool yourself during the climactic action!
- Brag to your friends about how we couldn't have done the show without you!
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It's true - we would be lost without our generous and perceptive patrons, and
we're willing to "give back"--for a price. We know you've already seen the
possibilities here...Your career may be happily on track, but you could buy the
role for a friend!
Think of it: You can finally tell that hottie in Accounting, "I can get you on
the stage" and mean it!
Who knows where that could lead? It's another little "Fringe" benefit, just for
you, from the Georgetown Theatre Company!
All this, for little more than the price of what you'll wear to tomorrow night's
embassy reception.
Finally, don't forget that we are a non-profit organization and your donation
will be tax-deductible to the fullest exent of the law.
That's how it works in the Nation's Capital, where money talks, but you don't
have to, during your non-speaking guest role in
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Jack the Ticket Ripper!
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Just contact us via our contact page we can have a little chat...
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Jack the Ticket Ripper is presented as part of the 2009 Capital Fringe Festival
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